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Drinks on Me Bullshit cocktail napkin graphic showing two blue and yellow workday jokes

Drinks on Me Napkins, 20ct, Bullshit

$6.99
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DESCRIPTION

Drinks on Me Bullshit cocktail napkins put two workday jokes on opposite sides of one napkin. A blue geometric print and yellow-and-blue message panels make the design easy to spot on a drink table.

One side riffs on being late to work, while the other shares a blunt line about waiting to go home. Turn the napkin over to reveal the second joke. The package includes 20 napkins, all with this double-sided print. Set them out for coworkers or friends who appreciate a little office humor.

Details

  • 20 double-sided cocktail napkins per package
  • Blue and yellow graphic design with two workday sentiments

Materials & Dimensions

  • 3-ply paper
  • 5 by 5 inches

How to Use

Set a stack by cocktails, coffee, or small bites so guests can pick one up as they gather.

SHIPPING & RETURNS

Shipping: $8.95 flat-rate shipping · Free shipping on eligible orders $125+. Eligible domestic U.S. orders of $125 or more ship free. Standard flat-rate shipping for other eligible domestic U.S. orders is $8.95. Oversized or unusually heavy items or orders may be excluded from these rates and require a separate shipping quote. Please contact FEAST before ordering if you are unsure. Any additional shipping charge will be confirmed with and approved by you before your order ships. Read our Shipping Policy.

Orders usually process within 1–2 business days, excluding weekends and holidays. Economy shipping is estimated at 5–8 business days in transit, in addition to processing. Delivery estimates are not guaranteed arrival dates.

Returns: Eligible returns are for store credit and must reach FEAST within 14 calendar days of delivery. Final-sale exclusions apply. Read our Return Policy.

PICKUP & CUSTOMER CARE

Free local pickup is available at FEAST, 116 NE Barnard St, Glen Rose, TX. Orders are usually ready in 2–4 days. Please wait for your ready-for-pickup email before collecting your order.

Pickup hours are Monday–Saturday, 10am–6pm, and Sunday, 12pm–5pm.

Need help? Email feast@letsfeastyall.com or call 254-269-0363.

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Drinks on Me Napkins, 20ct, Bullshit

$6.99

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so cute!!!

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Their cocktail napkins are hysterical and so

Their cocktail napkins are hysterical and so much fun to give is a gift

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